How to lose a girlfriend!

Sometimes, some guys just feel like they want out of a relationship and don’t know how to do it! Some times they do it in a good way or a very bad way!

Below are some awesome break-up makers!

1. Send her a text message. (Sure way to piss women off.).
2. Tell her she’s dumped to her face. (always likely to get a smack in the mouth or a drink over you.)
3. Get drunk and have an “accident” in the bed when she’s lying next to you.
4. Have sex with her sister.
5. Make a move on her mother.
6. Make a move on the father *be very careful with this one, you may end up hospitalised*
7. Cut up all of her favourite dresses as an accident.
8. Cheat on her with her best mate.

Uncle Gav takes no responsibility for any kind of damaged caused to yourselves if you try any of these.

If you have broken some ones heart, either ditching our boyfriend or girlfriend, let us know.